long live legs.
This is from an Australian condom ad that was banned and it’s kind of great.
This is from an Australian condom ad that was banned and it’s kind of great.
COME AGAIN
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
one day i’ll be really attractive and you’ll all be sorry
U AINT FLY. U DA OPPOSITE OF FLY. U GROUND. U A GROUND ASS NIGGA. U A FOSSIL. FOSSIL ASS BITCH U AINT GOT NO SWAG.
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore
if I start a sentence with “dude” you better listen up because it’s gonna be important
Dermatologists HATE him! Local Pokemon Trainer has been 10 since 1997 using this one WEIRD trick!
